Sights
Eye food from the last week
Greg, a 60 year old man with waist length, surprisingly youthful brown hair in a pair of crisp Chuck Taylors and tie-dye t-shirt who told me about how when he was on LSD he was almost turned into a pumpkin
A sunset bluegrass mosh pit in Golden Gate Park
Our Instagram follower count
Lakshmi, the daughter of a new family owned, Nepalese restaurant in San Francisco
A jump through a window to unlock the front door of said family owned restaurant for Lakshmi
My freshman year peer advisor, whom I haven’t seen in five years while on mushrooms
Footage of that interaction
Our Instagram follower count
A woman rapping on the street corner, spreading the Lord’s bars
The home of a longtime friend
The handwritten note they left for me on their bed, which they’d self-exiled from for the weekend
A man in a chicken suit lead a sea of lederhosen and dirndl clad Pomonites in the chicken dance, as the oompah band raged on
A four foot five Latin spitfire chug against a six foot two man and win.
A four foot five Latin spitfire challenge a six foot two man to a redemption match.
Enemies becoming lovers
Our TikTok follower count
The face of a woman I hadn’t seen since a group video call when we were 13
A plate of olives and three glasses of orange wine in front of said face
An old colleague, ten years my senior and a perennial bachelor, evidently with the same idea for his Tuesday night date
A suspicious lack of avocados at the California Avocado Festival
The twisted mind behind avocado chocolates in the flesh
Someone who didn’t look like their dating profile
Free bread at a salad restaurant
Three men of different ages and I’d have to assume abilities standing in front of me at 9:55am on the sidewalk outside of Racket Doctor
A stranger-turned-reporter
A tooth gem
A kid who should have been in school on a Tuesday morning
An unfinished soft pretzel
A retiree kindly willing to part with his unfinished soft pretzel
A painting created by committee, a mosaic beloved by its makers
The backs of my eyelids
Bags underneath my eyelids
The next week ahead
